Funerals are the new hook up joints

The general idea is that if you are single and ready to meet someone new, a wedding is probably the best place to start looking. Presumably this is because every bride has a host of friends who haven’t yet found love. The fact that alcohol is present doesn't seem to hinder the process either. The problem arises the next morning.

Due to the fact that the booze was flowing down your gullet the previous night, you’re bound to find that Sheila, the girl sleeping next to you, resembles Camilla Parker Bowles with a face like a Braille chart. That’s never an easy situation to get out of, especially when you have to slink out of the hotel room, without your judgemental friends seeing.

Assuming the girl actually was a looker, the odds are against you that she’ll still have the same appreciation for you wit and charm the next morning. Booze has that effect on women too. There’s also the possibility that, because of her ostensible promiscuity, she has clapped eyes on more impressive lower regions than yours and isn’t shy to verbalise your inadequacy.

After I considered this, I came to the conclusion that instead of bagging the bride’s nastiest hopefuls and having your tender bits poked fun at, there is another less-travelled road to success, which may prove equally rewarding. For unfathomable reasons, the greatest numbers of attractive looking women seem to gather at funerals.

This was my observation while attending a funeral not too long ago. When I saw the gorgeous goddesses present at the funeral, it was like I was the one who had died and gone to heaven. To see a collection of women of this calibre usually involves an exorbitant entrance fee and multiple episodes of handing over wads of cash......

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